Finish the Sentence

[Pin Clock]

Relax.

It's snowing...

 

[Darxmarx]

even though the sun is out to greet us with two scoops of praisin'.

According to scientific research...

 

[Doqtor Kirby]

...Minus 4.0 will be the badassiest version of Minus ever. Why did I just...

 

[NEWB]

Pick up my deodorant when I went to brush my teeth?
My fav snack is peanut butter and....

 

[AeroIncarnated]

Sprite.

What could possibly...

 

[Neville]

Pay off the dev team to not infract me and make all moves more usable than staplers [and some other stuff, but really that].

*Goes and eats 42 hairballs*

On topic: ...go wrong?!

Oh for the love of...

 

[Fivavoa]

..god, and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!

some days you just gotta...

 

[Greatest_Aether]

believe.

Today, I...

 

[Bent 00]

Made something cool!

I wonder if...

 

[NEWB]

anyone will actually make these funny instead of just completing them.

I eat strawberry yogurt....

 

[Darxmarx]

off of the sidewalk while wearing nothing except a tie.

I heard Gamestop's new promotional offer includes...

 

[Jackpot]

...Brawl- DLC including Norfair versions of every stage.

For the next update, let's replace the Superspicy Curry with...

 

[Thor]

Extra-spice curry, which spits curry out in every direction... however the curry heals them as they are hit! [still flinching to allow for combos and whatnot]

In a world without ice cream, one must...

 

[Greatest_Aether]

cease to exist, as one cannot exist in a world which lacks ice cream.

I'm so cool, I...

 

[Jackpot]

...got to wear shades. Literally. Without them I will die.

The quickest way to a woman's heart is...

 

[equationcrunchor]

a knife.

The only three things certain in life are death, taxes, and...

 

[Neville]

MegaSaturn99 will say something completely innappropriate that will make everyone uncomfortable.

Go Go Gadget...

 

[Greatest_Aether]

Rangers. *cue awesome guitar music*

A guy walks into a bar...

 

[Neville]

sits down and has a nice beer, binges, and dies of alcohol poisoning.

When I get to hell I will...

 

[Thor]

be forced to play the Samus side of the Samus-Peach MU in vBrawl for all eternity [actually I think that sounds pretty awesome but whatever].

When you just don't have anything to say...

 

[Doqtor Kirby]

...you just break out into song.

I keep on falling...

 

[Jackpot]

...except then I don't fall anymore because until 4.0 comes out I have 11 jumps, motherf***er!

You'll never guess what I found in my sock today--it was...

 

[equationcrunchor]

a bobcat.

Giraffes are...

 

[Neville]

Fart and leave.

When I go to 7 eleven I pick up...

 

[NEWB]

Hookers.

When I pick my nose, I sometimes find...