Flair Guy

Mario Textures
NES Mario "Retro Emblem" Covered in dust, but fits as good as the day you bought it. Minus Zone brand.
Grand Dad "Bootleg Emblem" Seems to be made for someone else, but it belongs to you. Made in China.
Flying Mario "Imitation Red Star" Despite just being new clothes, they feel lighter. You almost feel like you can fly.
Z Mario "Fan Flash Emblem" Poorly stitched in some areas, clearly needs work, but it's charming.
Cartoon Mario "Wrestler Emblem" Reminds you of your home back in Brooklyn. A journal titled "Plumber's Log" is in the pocket.
Dudley "Boxer Emblem" Rose scented. Boxing gloves had to be substituted for work gloves.
Luigi Textures
NES Luigi "Retro Overalls" A cobweb's in the hat, but it's fine after a cleaning. Minus Zone brand.
Anime Luigi "Weeaboo Overalls" Imported from the east, the tag's illegible. Feels honorable.
Cartoon Luigi "Maternal Overalls" Reminds you of your home back in Brooklyn. Still has the pizza stain.
Jotaro Luigi "Stylish Overalls" The delinquent look doesn't normally fit you, but you'll make it fit. Ora! Ora! Ora!
Peach Textures
NES Toadstool "Retro Dress" It's been kept in a bag for years. Minus Zone brand.
Shadow Queen "Possessed Dress" Sealed away for a millennium... This dress is still elegant.
Rosalina "Lightning Dress" Roomy. Feels like it could fit the cosmos.
Lip "Puzzling Dress" I think I'm having a Tetris Attack just looking at it.
Bowser Textures
NES Koopa "Retro Shell" The spikes had to be replaced. Minus Zone brand.
Giga Bowser "Imitation Shell" Makes you feel powerful. It's an intimidating look for a king.
Dark Bowser "Greater Evil Shell" Not the shell of a king, but of a monster. It's something fawful.
Midbus "Pork Shell" Feels like a knockoff, but some would call it a rival. They're wrong.
Donkey Kong Textures
Silverback Gorilla "Realistic Fur" Even bigger, even badder, even stronger, this fur is for a real king kong.
Teddie "Bearutiful Fur" As seen on TV.
Umaro "Uncontrollable Fur" Cold resistant. The lower part is warm.
Bonzi Buddy "Windows XP Fur" Infested with bugs and germs. You feel sick looking at it.
Link Textures
Black Link "Melee Tunic" A dark tunic. Makes you feel dead inside.
Purple Link "Four Tunic" A calm tunic. Feels like part of you, the purple part.
Boss Link "Warriors Tunic" A commanding tunic. It makes you feel in charge.
Ganondorf Textures
Hades "Underworld Armor" From the depths of the underworld. Fit for a real king of evil.
King Harkinian "Youtube Poop Armor" An amusing set of armor. Smells like dinner, but you can't tell what it is.
CATS "All Your Armor" From future. War was clothing.
Dio Brando "The World Armor" It feels like time stopped for you. You could rule the world.
Toon Link Textures
Vaati "Dark Lord Tunic" A villain's tunic. Had to be recreated, due to being to small.
Kafei "Age Regression Tunic" An enchanted tunic. No matter how old you are or how much you grow, it fits.
SNES Link "The Past Tunic" A magic tunic. Will protect you in any world.
Black "Young Tunic" A dark tunic. Makes you feel dead inside.
Lavendar "Blue Ring Tunic" A magic ring that enchants your tunic. It makes you feel safe.
Gold "Scorpion Tunic" It's not made for you, and you feel you're wearing it wrong. It feels toasty.
Captain Falcon Textures
Personal Captain Falcon Texture "Flair's Own Helmet" Has a pill on the back. Reminds you to take your medicine.
Wonder-Red "Unite Helmet" A hero's suit, but one who can't do it alone.
Gold Captain Falcon "4 Helmet" You don't need these gold medals and trophies, so you melted them down.
Protoman "Unstable Helmet" A robot's suit. You ride in this, you ride alone.
Baba "Fabulous Helmet" Show the tiger within! You've got pride!
Captain Rainbow "Japan Only Helmet" A volunteer hero's suit. Not as prideful as the last guy, but prideful.
Kei Nanjo "The Number One Helmet in Japan" A large #1 is on the back, showing everyone who you are.
Zero Suit Samus Textures
Orange "Advanced Suit" You normally wear this to the bar. It got a lot of attention, so you made some changes.
Bayonetta "Dominating Suit" Made of witch hair, this suit feels magical. You feel stylish.
Sonic the Hedgehog Textures
Coldsteel the Hedgeheg "Jinco Jeans Ring" A generic brand, so it's nothing personal.
Marth Textures
Erika "Sister's Cape" You tricked a girl into giving this to you. You feel pretty.
Ike "Radiant Cape" People already get you two confused, so this will really fuck people up.
Prince Peasely "Beanbean Cape" A heroic cape. Feels healthy and flamboyant.
Kichikuou Rance "Brutal Cape" Whether your conquering countries or conquering women, this armor will make you feel like you're the right king for the job.
Sigurd "Royal Cape" Recovered from a fire. It's regal, made for a lord.
Warrior of Light "Cosmos Cape" A warrior of light's armor. It's gone through a lot of battles.
SNES Marth "Boyshorts" A tomboy's charm, but you're just a boy boy.
Ike Textures
Lord Ike "Master Seal" Feels more formal than what you're used to, but you keep your rugged charm.
Gregor "Russian Rags" Made for cold weather. The pants are well worn.
Rance "Brutal Rags" Survived many battles, showing many slash and arrow marks. The pants seem to be worn out less than the rest of the clothing.
R.O.B. Textures
Gamecube "Cubical Model" A square model, easy to transport.
Wii "Casual Model" A plastic model, found in most homes.
Virtual Boy "Virtual Model" An unpopular model, not safe for use.
Aigis "Kirijo Model" An anti-shadow suppression model, has an alarm clock built in.
Lucas Textures
Fuel "Soot Covered Shirt" Covered in soot. Nothing else about it is notable.
Ness "Someone Else's Shirt" A borrowed shirt. Makes you feel courageous.
Lucario Textures
Lopunny "Playful Aura" A brown aura. Tastes like salt.
Shiny "Rare Aura" A yellow aura. It's hard to come by this.
Meinshao "Eastern Aura" A purple aura. Looks like the aura of psychic type, but is actually the aura of a fighting type.
Knuckles the Echidna "Illusion Aura" A red aura. Feels like it's something else entirely.
Knuckles the Echidna "Rougher Aura" A red aura. Muffled rap music comes from it.
Kirby Textures
Shadow Kirby "Shadow Spray Paint" Shows your true self, but you're friendly all the way down.
Dedede Textures
Shadow Dedede "Mirror Robes" Reflective. The axe was a bit much, so you left it behind.
Meta Knight Textures
Dark Meta Knight "Dark Knight Mask" Why do you wear this mask?
Ice Climbers Textures
Donbe & Hikari "Fuji Parka" Found in a shrine during a climb up Mt. Fuji.